Spent some awesome time at mom’s house today, while Ryan worked. Setup Landon’s kiddie pool. Got some sun. And got to see mom’s
deck patio take shape 🙂
Well, I get to start watching a couple girls on Saturday, so this blog will be fairly short, but a quick little blurbs about conversations that were had today. 🙂 That cracked me up!! 😀
DON’T READ AFTER THIS POINT UNLESS YOU ARE OF AGE. 🙂
Me– “We should get a barbecue this summer.”
Ryan– “And I will barbecue!! Ask me if I’ve ever barbecued before.”
Me– “Ryan, have you ever barbecued before?”
Ryan– “No, but it’s in my genes. I was born with a penis and the ability to barbecue.”
(I busted up laughing)
Ryan told me later he was being completely serious, but he was glad he could provide some humor.
Ryan– “We have a lot of stuff to teach him.” (Him being Landon.) “I bet, if we worked really hard, we could get him talking.”
Me– “He’s working on it.”
Ryan– “I know it’s not good to compare kids, but Joseph said ‘Thank you’ by the time he was one and a half. But, I can’t say much, I was two and still sucking on my mom’s nipple rolling around like a fat kid.”
(Again, I busted up laughing!!)
Told him that one was going on Facebook, but I didn’t think that people who’s kids I am friends with should see words like penis and nipple on facebook. 😀 Although I am sure there is much worse. 😀
Well, I would make it lots longer, but the food was amazing and wore me out. Plus, should take some time to relax with hubby before I clean everything up, as we have company coming over to look around and see if she would be willing to let me watch her kids. 🙂 EXCITING!! Gotta run!!
Company at 8:30 AM!!! AH!