So, I decided to poll people and look online and find why moms and dads say they stay home instead of the other– so here is mine.

Direct quote from my husband, when he was holding on to our son’s coat and our son was leaning forward and his zipper was pulling on his chin I stead of his throat by a couple inches.

Me–Babe, be careful. It’s pulling on his neck. Can you see where it hits.
Hubby– What?
Me–Babe!
Hubby– He’s breathing, he’s laughing.

This was all while we were at the doctors office. At least he made the secretary laugh. 🙂

If you have stories like that or smart comments from your significant other, feel free to share. I’ll let you know if I find good ones to share. Or what I find.